Greenpeace

I've given this a lot of thought . . . many factors are involved with this earth-moving decision and I've decided that the Rebel Flag will be the official flag of Bull Moosers everywhere. People that fly Rebel Flags are hardcore enough these days and the people that don't make the cut usually fly the Old Glory only . . . if they fly a flag at all. If you're REALLY down you may own a couple of other flags . . . including the flag of Scotland (all blue with a big white X) . . . which is the same design of the Rebel Flag if you look closely. The Rebel Flag is old and well known . . . and I'm keeping Old Glory around for a while just to make sure everyone understands the whole spit-and-polish salty old poker party with beer trip I'm trying to lay on this land. I really love old gamblers and don't want to loose those rough edges. I like a smudge now and then in my art and don't want to be too slick. Basically I think that people who aren't down shouldn't fly an American flag. Of course this idea breaks down into many factors including enforcement of this concept, etc. Everything costs money and so on. That aspect of the situation is highly fluid and we will have to adapt as new reactions from the sellouts are introduced. In the meantime have fun loving the Earth and being a hardcore radical!! And don't worry - the scab pickin' morons who try and fly a rebel flag who don't respect sensitive men (McCain's 100 years war plan people) will show up on the radar easily . . . because old gamblers just ain't down with half hearted posers who feign strength with flushed faced excitability. Always shakin' that head back and forth just like Steve Urwin was prone to do. The royal flush is showin' son. Gotcha!! Peace - be green and let's push for real progress!! -Eric

Robert Zubrin, author of, "Energy Victory: Winning the War on Terror by Breaking Free of Oil" is one brave mamma jamma.  He looks like Squiggy from Laverne & Shirly which is rather endearing . . . but of supreme importance is his description of what OPEC has done over the years.

At a book signing on CSPAN2 recently, he showed a nice chart and explained how OPEC can just have their annual meeting . . . and if the price of oil is going down - slow down production until the price goes up . . . to $200 per barrel or something ridiculous.  OPEC can do this even if we all worked together as one planet and reduced the human population or cut down our gas use.

OPEC can do anything - and believe me, they have.  Zubrin went on to describe what the members of this group and the group over in the Middle East has done with the trillions of dollars from the oil.  You know - they acted like crazy humans on fire . . . aaaaaahhhhh!!! . . . total debauchery buying everything including palaces and cars and people, blah, etc.  It makes me laugh thinking about it . . . because they totally freaked out with the cash like teenagers with Daddy's credit card.  I mean, we all would a little - but they went all the way.  Dopes.

The Saudis built around them the most intollerant form of Islam, created the Talliban . . . while they are total indulgers themselves.  It's like a forbidden fruit that's thorny on the outside, but soft and mushy in the middle.

Zubrin basically said at the end, "If we don't switch to using alcohol instead of gas we will be giving money to people that are completely totallitarian and have no respect for Western culture and freedom."  I totally agree since (as I said) these guys are being extremely silly.

I think we all would love to have money, but after a couple of years most people would calm down and donate a little to charity . . . pull themselves together a little, you know.  Get back to basics before too much indulgeance took it's toll on the human body at least.

Anyway, besides baby (OPEC) needing a spank I'd like to add that Zubrin stated that alcohol can be made from almost anything.  In Brazil they have a lot of alcohol cars and they use sugar, but you could use corn or even swamp muck to make alcohol.

I have a feeling that this time people are going to listen . . . I just wish I had the force field for Squiggy (Zubrin) my father always talked about when he would curse the oil companies in German when I was growing up.  He wanted such a device (personal force field) so that he could play superman and simply walk up to OPEC and say, "You will stop polluting the Earth".

Let's see what unfolds.  Oh, and before we are all waterboarded at Gitmo . . . the views of this Blog poster do not necessarily reflect the views of Greenpeace.  After all, some environmentalists still think that using alcohol is bad because it would increase agriculture . . . and taking a plough to the earth is not 100% natural.

* That's my disclaimer.

Back when I was a canvasser, we used to steal the little, "76" orange balls off of the antennas of cars . . . because we hated the Union 76 corporation.  I was just thinking how every true Greenpeace member should have at least one of these balls on his tree . . . assuming he's not using ALL orange balls because he has a box of them under his house.

 Stealing the balls was so much fun that I once told my canvasser buddy James (he used to drive tanks in the army) that I'd love to make a video game about canvassing.  James replied, "You could have a little voice ringing out, 'Quota!  Quota!' when you . . . got the money."

 I think a Greenpeace canvasser is doing his job when he hangs a Union 76 ball up on the tree.  Hey - you could always paint it silver so it would be aesthetically accurate.

 Good hunting!!  Lots of 76 balls out there and there are lots of trees that need 'em.  Don't be shy about pruning kids!!!  Pluck awaaaaay!!

 HO HO HO!!!  MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

 -Eric

P.S. Don't forget to vote for Rudy the Mayor if you are voting Republican!!!  Rudy is tough on the Mafia and the cheesy Mafia enslaves kids!!  Even his name is cool: ROODY TH MAYER.  ROODY.

Be safe and here's hoping all canvassers make quota.  Quota . ..  quota!!  Peace.

An extremely wise yet youthfull monk runs up and taps you on the head saying, "Not yet, Norman!" then runs away as you curse him as a devil, saying, "I healed you! I healed you! Liar!!"

Polluters are cowards and slow witted, and Jesus and the apostles respected the manditory need of the carnival Mark (Sex, money, and blood) by not preaching on the hill in monotonous voices . . . slowly . ..  which would be contrary to human nature.  It would, in fact, drive men to drink and gamble.

Faith healing was the gig, and that's what is happening in every hospital around the world.  Beyond the placebo affect and so on . . . it's been doccumented.  This speech even works on people that believe that most science is witchcraft.  Yes, it is faith that is healing the people faster.

I myself do not have the authority to do faith healing with concecrated oil in the Mormon church to date, although it would be simple enough to do.  I have the authority to baptize, however.  Give me a ring if you want to go for a dip in the water.

Thank you.

My mother was a member of M.A.D.D., and I respect that.  You don't drive home drunk from this house.  Brotha.

And Lincoln and Nixon were retarded.

http://www.justaplant.com/story/index.html 

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Lincoln wanted to deport all the Blacks to Honduras and Guatamalla.  That's right.  Not even a cool place like Jamaica or Africa (lots of herb there).

Saved himself a pretty penny that way, he must have figured.  Cheapskate.  Penny pinchaaaa!!!

Can't understand people that don't do what's best for themselves, and the group.  Going to an extreme always seems like a bad idea to most.  The truth is usually in the middle.

Drink you milk and orange juice, Norman. 

Brotha.  Lol.