Heal thyself

Posted by: elfen | 02 May 06 | 4 comments
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elfen

An extremely wise yet youthfull monk runs up and taps you on the head saying, "Not yet, Norman!" then runs away as you curse him as a devil, saying, "I healed you! I healed you! Liar!!"

Polluters are cowards and slow witted, and Jesus and the apostles respected the manditory need of the carnival Mark (Sex, money, and blood) by not preaching on the hill in monotonous voices . . . slowly . ..  which would be contrary to human nature.  It would, in fact, drive men to drink and gamble.

Faith healing was the gig, and that's what is happening in every hospital around the world.  Beyond the placebo affect and so on . . . it's been doccumented.  This speech even works on people that believe that most science is witchcraft.  Yes, it is faith that is healing the people faster.

I myself do not have the authority to do faith healing with concecrated oil in the Mormon church to date, although it would be simple enough to do.  I have the authority to baptize, however.  Give me a ring if you want to go for a dip in the water.

Thank you.

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  • elfen
    Permalink elfen on May 02, 2006
    Matthew 6: 16 & 18 (No posers)
    Acts 3:1-7 (Peter faith healing)

    Anything from Haggai and Malachi. Jeremy Clarke who baptized me reccomends them.

    Go for some Mosiah 3:19 from the BOM too, dude!

    L.D.S. ;)
  • elfen
    Permalink elfen on May 02, 2006
    Treatsie. :P

    The Knights Templar.

    The organization of the 13-15th century

    I was watching a doccumentary about monks that were also knights and they were feared by certain powers and destroyed. They were rumored to have the Holy Grail in their posession.

    Yes, they were French.

    Unlike Hitler, I don't hate Catholics.
  • Permalink rowan13 on August 09, 2006
    The French ROCK!!!!!!!!
  • elfen
    Permalink elfen on December 19, 2007
    Joan of Ark rok'd and the monks with swords that I mentioned above totally rocked. They were the first world-wide banking system . . . you could deposit money in England and get the cash when you got to where you were going . . . The Americas, Germany, whatever . . . so you didn't have to travel with money. They were also rumored to be Gay in the middle of all that Dark Ages which I think is very outstanding. Of course, the church had them wiped out because of it . . . and because they were monks with swords who could have overthrown the system already in place. They didn't need Bishops.
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elfen
San Diego, CA USA

Student at Maric College

I was a canvasser and helped stop the building of an unlined nuclear waste site in Ward Valley, Needles California. Met with the mayor, Roy Mills, the chief of the American Indian tribe there, and camped overnight at the site.


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