Silver Christmas bulb for the tree
Back when I was a canvasser, we used to steal the little, "76" orange balls off of the antennas of cars . . . because we hated the Union 76 corporation. I was just thinking how every true Greenpeace member should have at least one of these balls on his tree . . . assuming he's not using ALL orange balls because he has a box of them under his house.
Stealing the balls was so much fun that I once told my canvasser buddy James (he used to drive tanks in the army) that I'd love to make a video game about canvassing. James replied, "You could have a little voice ringing out, 'Quota! Quota!' when you . . . got the money."
I think a Greenpeace canvasser is doing his job when he hangs a Union 76 ball up on the tree. Hey - you could always paint it silver so it would be aesthetically accurate.
Good hunting!! Lots of 76 balls out there and there are lots of trees that need 'em. Don't be shy about pruning kids!!! Pluck awaaaaay!!
HO HO HO!!! MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
-Eric
P.S. Don't forget to vote for Rudy the Mayor if you are voting Republican!!! Rudy is tough on the Mafia and the cheesy Mafia enslaves kids!! Even his name is cool: ROODY TH MAYER. ROODY.
Be safe and here's hoping all canvassers make quota. Quota . .. quota!! Peace.
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elfen
Student at Maric College
San Diego, CA USA
I was a canvasser and helped stop the building of an unlined nuclear waste site in Ward Valley, Needles California. Met with the mayor, Roy Mills, the chief of the American Indian tribe there, and camped overnight at the site.
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Everything is totally cool as far as the law goes (in California) if you have a card. Hey (speaking of breaking the law in lesser and greater incriments) - immagine if you were Black and went to jail for killing the President when, say, the Vice President was Black?
The Black prisoners would all love you and give you whatever you wanted. If you were open minded enough you would be a very happy man . . . having been smuggled lots of goodies in a comfortable cell with a TV. Oh, and you'd have plenty of respect . . . which is everything in prison.
If I ever run for President my Vice President will definately not be Obama. Now, that's just too much of a temptation.
* Props to Chris Rock. Nice material. I couldn't help but use some.
For Man the sexiest Primate to be mellow and not act like Man the Killer Ape . . . Man basically needs wine, women, and song . . . which is not environmentally unfriendly when you stop and think about it.
If you really only want what historically is sought (that being less work, more wine, and more food) this can be accomplished without technology. The electrical brain patterns of people watching telivision are identical to humans watching a campfire . . . the brain knows no difference between one flickering light and another.
Therefore, with a large campfire, some cooked meat, plenty of friends around to provide stories and music . . . World Peace will be achieved. The equation is infallable.
The primitive envy and ambition emotions that cause the usurpations and death cycles of a civilization are easily muted. You just excorcise them out like deamons . . . only there is no need for God to even be involved.
Man has dominion on this planet forever. We shall all yield to inertia since following the path of least resistance works so well in Nature . . . especially with electricity.
Welcome to the Nobles and Peasants and Workers Party . . . ya Nip Wip ya lol. Have a short one. We saved you a seat by the fire.