Greenpeace

My mom and I went to Popeyes today, and she ordered chicken but I just got fries and a drink because I am *proudly* a vegetarian. Anyhow, we sat down and my fingers started o get covered in my dipping sauce, so naturally I stood up to get some napkins. As I am walking to the rather large dispenser, I notice the name, KIMBERLY-CLARK (or Kimberly-Crap) on the dispenser. As soon as I saw that name, I made a pivot turn back to my seat. My mom was all like," Jordan where are the napkins?" Naturally I said,"Being cut down in the Amazon." She noticed the serious tone in my voice and I told her that I would rather use my hands. Use my hands to help restore what has been destroyed---our forests, our land, our world.

What would you rather use your hands for?

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