Greenpeace

One day i wa sitting in a room, and i sear it just got hotter and hotter.  I thought, holy crap, al gore was right, its global warming!  I didn't know what to do, i mean, gore was never right about anything.  Then i realized, i turned on the heater.  my fossil fueled heater.  Damn me!  I'm killing the environment!  save me!  oh, wait, i'm kidding, its all crap, think about it this way, if alaska keeps getting hotter, then that means more beaches!  more warm beaches.  Ive never understood the point of a beach if its cold, so you see, this global warming stuff is good, more vacatioin time.  forget the penguins, its survival of the smartest, if they can come up with big refridgerator, then they get to stay, if not, they make great bbq