Karaoke Songs Hurt My Ears

Posted by: traitor-joe | 17 Jul 09 | Leave a comment | Permalink

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Ahoy, Traitor Joe here. I’ve been having a good ole’ laugh at all these Greenpeace activists who think they can sing. Truth is, they can’t carry a tune!

Check out these lame lyrics:

I ate sustainable seafood, and I liked it
The taste of saving the oceans

I ate sustainable seafood, just to try it
I hope my friends will also like it

It tasted so yummy
It tasted so fresh

They are so bad, I bet you can't do any better. You land lovers can barely put complete sentences together -- let alone sing an entire song. It's just pathetic.

I'd rather listen to the sound of my fishing boat motoring through the seas pillaging the last remaining fish stocks, than listen to you all sing songs about how I am destroying the oceans.

Insincerely yours,
Traitor Joe

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traitor-joe
Washington, DC USA

Hi everyone, I'm Traitor Joe. Visit my one-stop-shop for ocean destruction. Can you see through the green haze I have used to mask the truth about my seafood purchases? You see, I have a bad habit of greenwashing. Instead of telling you how I am destroying the oceans, I bend the truth and tell you that I do everything "green" and look out for the well being of the Earth. But, if you dig a little deeper (and I hope you won't) you will see that I have a treasure chest (or freezer case) full of red list seafood. Oops. How did that get in my store?

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