Greenpeace

Traitor Joe here. Some people think what I do to the ocean is bad. I have a nasty habit of selling red-list seafood in my stores and then deceiving my customers about the truth. I know it's bad for the ocean ecosystem, but I just can't help myself. It's an addiction to being bad and harming critters big and small.



After you watch my karaoke video I'm sure you'll agree that I can keep being as bad as I want to. Don't bother taking action to try and stop me. It'll be a giant waste of your time. 

Insincerely yours,
Traitor Joe

Traitor Joe here. I have two words for you—Re.Diculous. That’s how I’d describe the video I just watched. A lonely fish singing karaoke—it’s ridiculous!

You have to see it to believe it.



Actually, watching that video over and over again just makes my mouth water. That orange roughy looks like a tasty dinner. He’s endangered, one-of-a-kind and I bet he’d taste good with a nice side of cole slaw.

If I could only get my hooks into that orange roughy my day would be complete. He’d be singing the blues and I’d be laughing all the way to the bank. Like I’ve said before, if it’s good for my wallet, I don’t care if it’s bad to the ocean or environment.

Just try stopping me! I’ll find that orange roughy and any other sea life that I can sink my hooks into.

Insincerely yours,
Traitor Joe